Badge? Check. Confidence? Excessive.
Some people were born to wear a uniform. Others were born to hike up short shorts, throw on a pair of aviators, and patrol the party with one hand on their hip and the other dramatically holding a citation pad. The Plus Size Dangle Costume isn’t here to blend in—it’s here to bring law enforcement energy to every room, backyard, or hallway dance-off.
This is the look of someone who insists on backup… mostly so someone can admire how good they look walking away.
Fun Details
The moment you zip up the tan short-sleeve shirt and snap that utility belt into place, you’re officially in charge. The shirt and matching shorts are made of soft, lightweight polyester with a comfortable jersey knit feel. The shorts feature a flexible elastic waistband—key for staying mobile when a sudden interpretive dance or rogue karaoke moment breaks out.
The included accessories complete the Dangle vibe: a plastic badge, name tag, baton, walkie talkie, flashlight, handcuffs, and fingerless gloves that are equal parts tactical and dramatic. The belt pulls it all together (literally), keeping your gear secure while you saunter through your jurisdiction. Add your own white boots and shades, and you’re basically the chief of style.
Full Sass, Full Authority
There’s a certain kind of presence that only comes from someone who enforces the law and their own dress code. This plus size costume delivers big personality and undeniable thigh power. Whether you’re quoting regulations or just dramatically sipping from a gas station coffee cup, you’ll look like someone who was absolutely born to patrol... or at least cause a minor scene.